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Monday, July 30, 2007

two more readings left
exam in only a week
shit shit shit shit shit.

Friday, July 27, 2007

I can drive again!
vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom!
Betty is the bomb!

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

The shrink says he nuts!
It doesn't matter--the judge
doesn't trust the shrink.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Would you retreat if
a 6-foot three hundred pound
gorilla charged you?

Saturday, July 21, 2007

The man on the Clap-
ham omnibus is not as
standard as you think.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Outside the window
loud thunder punctuating
the professor's words.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Just have to chuckle
at inept rape law theory
by a guy named "Dripps."

Monday, July 16, 2007

Didn't she mean it?
Whose side are you on these days?
She was just reckless.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Was it an attempt?
Or only preparation?
We may never know.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

When you say that I
committed embezzlement,
I'll say larceny.

If you say it was
larceny by trickery
it's embezzlement.

Either way you'll find
that you still can't convict me.
Clever bastard, eh?

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

He starved his mother!
This is a Texas statute--
He gets off scot-free!

Friday, July 06, 2007

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Quietly shaping
The hollow of the blossom
The morning sunrise

--David Lloyd

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Like messengers
they fly left, fly right
the fireflies.